Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Holy Grail of vanilla cupcakes

If there are 2 things my New Orleans born and bred grandmother taught me, they are;

1. Don't trust anyone that buys frozen seafood
2. Don't try recipes you haven't tested before on guests

Well, I broke number 2 this past weekend, I hope she forgives me. A few week ago I was on the LA Times website, poking around the food section when I came across an article: 83 recipes for your favorite restaurant dishes. My first thought was, "yeah, right these aren't going to taste anything like the originals". One recipe in particular caught my eye.

The recipe was for those heavenly vanilla cupcakes from Joan's on Third. For those unfamiliar with Joan's, it's one of the best places for lover's of gourmet food in the city - visit immediately!  I was cooking Sunday dinner for my family and decided I'd make the recipe for the first time for dessert. A big no, no in my family since I would be tasting the final product for the first time with my guests. I decided that I would make homemade ice cream in addition to the cupcakes (merely a precaution in case the cupcakes ended up tasting like crap). The recipe that the Time's provided appeared too simple to end up tasting any good. I will be the first to say I was oh so wrong. I whipped that batter together so fast your head would spin. I popped them in the oven and within a matter of minutes the kitchen was smelling - to take a term from the Campbell's soup dictionary - M’mm M’mm Good!

Within 20 minutes I had the most beautiful vanilla cupcakes I'd ever made. I used the frosting recipe the Time's provided as well and the finished product was to die for. I enjoyed them and more importantly my guest did too. I plan on making them for my annual Halloween party with orange frosting instead. At 456 calories a pop I won't be pigging out on these. Although they aren't the healthiest cupcakes they are the some of the tastiest! I'm willing to workout to enjoy one of these. The recipe & nutrition information is listed immediately below along with photos of the finished product. Enjoy!!!




Servings: 12

Note: Adapted from Joan's on Third

Cupcakes

1 1/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons (5.84 ounces) flour
1 1/8 teaspoons baking powder
Heaping 1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup milk
3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 pound (1 stick) butter, at room temperature
1 cup (7 ounces) sugar
2 eggs


1. Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Line standard muffin cups with paper liners.
2. In a medium bowl, sift together the flour with the baking powder and salt. In a small bowl or measuring cup, stir together the milk and vanilla extract. Set aside.
3. In the bowl of a stand mixer, or in a large bowl using a hand mixer, cream the butter. Gradually add in the sugar, beating until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes.
4. Beat in the eggs, 1 at a time, until fully incorporated. Beat in the flour and milk mixtures, alternating one-third of each at a time, until each mixture is fully incorporated and the batter is smooth.
5. Fill each muffin cup three-fourths full of batter. Bake the cupcakes until puffed, set and lightly golden, and a toothpick inserted comes out clean, about 18 to 20 minutes.
6. Cool the cupcakes before frosting.

Frosting and final assembly

1/4 pound (1 stick) butter, at room temperature
5 cups (1 1/4 pounds) powdered sugar, sifted and divided
1/4 cup milk
3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

1. In the bowl of a stand mixer, or in a large bowl using a hand mixer, beat the butter with one-half of the powdered sugar until combined. Beat in the milk and vanilla, scraping down the sides of the bowl, and beating until smooth.
2. With the mixer set to low speed, gently beat in the remaining sugar until combined. Increase the speed and continue to beat until the frosting is light and fluffy. This makes about 2 1/2 cups frosting.
3. Frost each cupcake with a generous 2 tablespoons frosting.

Each cupcake: 456 calories; 3 grams protein; 75 grams carbohydrates; 0 fiber; 17 grams fat; 10 grams saturated fat; 77 mg. cholesterol; 64 grams sugar; 116 mg. sodium.

Monday, September 13, 2010

2010 MTV VMA's aka 2 hours of television that sucked ass!!!

If you're like me and you watched the MTV VMA's last night you're probably pissed off. First of all; the ass clowns over at MTV - which doesn't show any fucking videos any more had their annual fake awards show. It was terrible. Chelsea Handler is much funnier on her show than she was on the VMA's. I doubt they will ask her to host again. Here's a quick recap: Gaga won everything and Justin Bieber got some shit at the end -LOL

The performances sucked for the most part except for Drake featuring MJB and Alicia Keys' baby day, B.O.B featuring Haley Williams and Florence and The Machine. Justin Bieber and his daddy (aka Usher) were the lip syncing king and prince of the night. I understand that they both really enjoy dancing but how about you combine the dancing with some real live singing every now and then.  Taylor Swift needs a swift kick in the vocal cords because that bitch can't carry a tune at all. Speaking of her tunes, that song she wrote and performed about the Kanye incident was - to take a term from the Kris Kross dictionary - Wiggedy Wiggedy Whack! Kanye was only slightly better than America's favorite blond haired, country victim. That red suit he wore made him look like an anorexic version of the Kool-Aid Man. I did love his song, I've been toasting douche bags ever since he performed it last night.

Hopefully, now that Kanye and Taylor have both sang their peace we can move on from what has now become the biggest beef in the music Industry since the East Coast-West Coast rap feud. And when the hell did Jared Leto join a band? Where the hell have I been?

My 2 cents on some of the fashion:
Katy Perry - awesome dress

Lady Gaga - avante garde and fabulously unique as always. The meat dress was a little weird but hey that's her style, she wouldn't be Gaga without getting a little crazy.

Ciara - the ostrich called and wants its feathers back

Ke$ha - wore a dress made out of trash bags which was fitting because she is GARBAGE

Usher - fire your stylist ASAP. Those boot with that suit and the hint of pink with the handkerchief - No, no and no

Drake - looked dapper as ever

Justin - looked more bad boy than boy band which isn't a bad thing

Will.i.am and Nikki Minaj - 2 words for these 2 - Gruesome Twosome (not the looks because Nikki is a beautiful girl but that outfit and fake booty are not the business unless your a drag queen from outer space)

Ashley Green - looked absolutely stunning (more than I can say for the other chicks from Twilight that usually look out of place and in ill-fitting clothes at awards ceremonies)


Jersey Shore - They're from Jersey. Just because your state is next door to the fashion Mecca doesn't mean any rubbed off on you.

Amber P. Riley - she's always styling on them hoes: fat, skinny, young or old. Go Girl!

Jane Lynch - This coat looked like K-Swiss made a cloak for Harry Potter. No, no, no.

Emma Stone - It looks like they used the rest of the garbage bags that where leftover from Ke$ha's dress

Pharrell - he is always rocking the homeless chick look. WTF is up with those medals he's wearing?

Selena Gomez - Dressed by Reynolds Aluminum Foil

Jackass - Trailer Park. Their name says it all. I wouldn't wear this to take out the trash.

Jesse Williams - He's so hot he could wear farmers overalls and I wouldn't have a problem with it.




Anyhow, I will just upset myself even more if I go on about those awards.

On a final note: MTV should take a hint from the Emmy's and Golden Globes and have the show live nationwide. Since the creation of Twitter these events are ruined by East Coasters who live tweet the show, but this show was ruined even before it started.

Arrivederci.