2010 MTV VMA's aka 2 hours of television that sucked ass!!!

If you're like me and you watched the MTV VMA's last night you're probably pissed off. First of all; the ass clowns over at MTV - which doesn't show any fucking videos any more had their annual fake awards show. It was terrible. Chelsea Handler is much funnier on her show than she was on the VMA's. I doubt they will ask her to host again. Here's a quick recap: Gaga won everything and Justin Bieber got some shit at the end -LOL

The performances sucked for the most part except for Drake featuring MJB and Alicia Keys' baby day, B.O.B featuring Haley Williams and Florence and The Machine. Justin Bieber and his daddy (aka Usher) were the lip syncing king and prince of the night. I understand that they both really enjoy dancing but how about you combine the dancing with some real live singing every now and then.  Taylor Swift needs a swift kick in the vocal cords because that bitch can't carry a tune at all. Speaking of her tunes, that song she wrote and performed about the Kanye incident was - to take a term from the Kris Kross dictionary - Wiggedy Wiggedy Whack! Kanye was only slightly better than America's favorite blond haired, country victim. That red suit he wore made him look like an anorexic version of the Kool-Aid Man. I did love his song, I've been toasting douche bags ever since he performed it last night.

Hopefully, now that Kanye and Taylor have both sang their peace we can move on from what has now become the biggest beef in the music Industry since the East Coast-West Coast rap feud. And when the hell did Jared Leto join a band? Where the hell have I been?

My 2 cents on some of the fashion:

Katy Perry - awesome dress

Lady Gaga - avante garde and fabulously unique as always. The meat dress was a little weird but hey that's her style, she wouldn't be Gaga without getting a little crazy.

Ciara - the ostrich called and wants its feathers back

Ke$ha - wore a dress made out of trash bags which was fitting because she is GARBAGE

Usher - fire your stylist ASAP. Those boot with that suit and the hint of pink with the handkerchief - No, no and no

Drake - looked dapper as ever

Justin - looked more bad boy than boy band which isn't a bad thing

Will.i.am and Nikki Minaj - 2 words for these 2 - Gruesome Twosome (not the looks because Nikki is a beautiful girl but that outfit and fake booty are not the business unless your a drag queen from outer space)

Ashley Green - looked absolutely stunning (more than I can say for the other chicks from Twilight that usually look out of place and in ill-fitting clothes at awards ceremonies)

Jersey Shore - They're from Jersey. Just because your state is next door to the fashion Mecca doesn't mean any rubbed off on you.

Amber P. Riley - she's always styling on them hoes: fat, skinny, young or old. Go Girl!

Jane Lynch - This coat looked like K-Swiss made a cloak for Harry Potter. No, no, no.

Emma Stone - It looks like they used the rest of the garbage bags that where leftover from Ke$ha's dress

Pharrell - he is always rocking the homeless chick look. WTF is up with those medals he's wearing?

Selena Gomez - Dressed by Reynolds Aluminum Foil

Jackass - Trailer Park. Their name says it all. I wouldn't wear this to take out the trash.

Jesse Williams - He's so hot he could wear farmers overalls and I wouldn't have a problem with it.

Anyhow, I will just upset myself even more if I go on about those awards.

On a final note: MTV should take a hint from the Emmy's and Golden Globes and have the show live nationwide. Since the creation of Twitter these events are ruined by East Coasters who live tweet the show, but this show was ruined even before it started.

Arrivederci.